Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen.

Why do commercial fishermen use nets?
With only a rod, you lose a-fish-in-sea.

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?
They're good anglers.

Why did the fisherman buy a new sturdy rod?
Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman stop making his movie?
He couldn't get past casting.

Old fishermen never die.
They just smell that way.

Before we work on artificial intelligence...
why don't we do something about natural stupidity?

How many fishermen are needed to change a light bulb ?
Just one, but you should have seen HOW BIG the bulb was !

I once won second place in a star gazing competition.
The winner got a telescope. All I got was a constellation prize.

What did the male telescope say to the hot
female telescope? HUBBLE HUBBLE !

I do market research for a telescope manufacturer.
I run the focus group.

I'd like to buy a quality telescope, but the prices are astronomical.