Why do you keep yawning?

Are you looking for something to do?
If so, please make some burnt toast for all of the illegal immigrants entering the country. They would appreciate it. Please welcome them all to Traders Cafe. It must be a sanctuary virtual trading post.

Are you tired? If so have a nap.

Are you bored of reading my posts?
If so, why are you obsessed with reading them?

T.Y.