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Posted On: 01/03/2023 12:58:46 PM
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Kari Lake Furious That Some Liars, Like George Santos, Got to Win and She Didn’t
By Andy Borowitz
January 3, 2023
PHOENIX (The Borowitz Report)—The former anchorwoman Kari Lake said it is “totally unfair” that some liars, such as George Santos, got to win their elections but she did not.
In a local television interview, an apoplectic Lake said that Santos’s success and her failure “show that not all liars are treated equally in the United States of America.”
“I spread some perfectly normal lies about my election being stolen, and I go down in flames,” she said. “Meanwhile, this Santos clown claims he did everything but walk on the moon and invent the iPhone, and he sails to victory. I don’t want to live in an America like that.”
Hoping to prevent the unfair treatment of liars like her, Lake is proposing a new federal law that she calls No Liar Left Behind.
“I will not rest until every liar in this nation wins,” she said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-repo...-she-didnt?
By Andy Borowitz
January 3, 2023
PHOENIX (The Borowitz Report)—The former anchorwoman Kari Lake said it is “totally unfair” that some liars, such as George Santos, got to win their elections but she did not.
In a local television interview, an apoplectic Lake said that Santos’s success and her failure “show that not all liars are treated equally in the United States of America.”
“I spread some perfectly normal lies about my election being stolen, and I go down in flames,” she said. “Meanwhile, this Santos clown claims he did everything but walk on the moon and invent the iPhone, and he sails to victory. I don’t want to live in an America like that.”
Hoping to prevent the unfair treatment of liars like her, Lake is proposing a new federal law that she calls No Liar Left Behind.
“I will not rest until every liar in this nation wins,” she said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-repo...-she-didnt?
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