Over the years, we've run down the wife of a CEO who was unhappy about the divorce and bashed. Disgruntled former employees. A real tough one was a former postal official (she'd been fired) who felt the CEO didn't respect her when he spoke with her. And you're always going to get folks who want the stock cheaper or who are paid by entities that are shorts. But Oily, now a five-year-man (or woman) takes the cake. He's always there when good news occurs to throw a wet blanket over it. Of course that's easy to do in the muck and the mud over there.