Screeching Alpo has another attack now. I'm sure they had the article ready to go, and just modified it a little to incorporate today's CC.

They're giving the shorts a chance to cover, and giving us a chance to buy more if we feel like another trip to the casino.

** REMEMBER ** when you read their articles, they get ad revenue.
I'm not bothering to read it, I'm sure it's the same old, um, stuff.