Charlie Daniels would eat his heart out......

The orange prick called down to Georgia, he was lookin' for an election to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

Miss Lindsey called down there too
Won't hesitate, may lie, just lookin' to legislate
to a grand jury he will testify.

And a grand juror devil will jump up on a hickory stump
And say, "boy, let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it but we're all fiddle players too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Fiddle f'ck with us and we'll do the same with you

Now you play a pretty good fiddle, Lindsey boy
But give this grand jury its due, we'll bet a fiddle of gold
against your soul 'cause we think we're way more honest than you.