No, man. What Respert wrote was funny and I, for one, can laugh at my own expense. Is there a shred of sense or truth to what he wrote? Of course not! But that doesn't mean he wasn't funny. People here tend to take themselves a bit too seriously at times. Not me.

And for the record, while I did manage a Billboard Modern Rock Top Ten rock band prior to becoming an attorney, I am not a music attorney.