From now on the CEO and the COO are on Double Secret Probation!

If you want to travel, Amtrak!  If you want to entertain clients, Lew Horton's!

No more tailored suits to meet clients, you get  sear suckers all the way around.

Nothings too cheap for a start up company, since the COO isn't doing anything perhaps we could have him sleep on a cot in the break room.  That way he could also perform the functions of the night watchman and the Janitor.

Screw your family you slackers, your staying at the Motel 6 and your fancy loafers are not in the budget.

It's too early in the companies development to have Fancy management.

ROFLOL!!!