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Posted On: 08/15/2022 12:37:21 PM
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National Orgasm Day
I nudged my wife in bed last night, and whispered "Did you know it's National Orgasm Day?"
"Oh, what a pity," she yawned, turning away. "Right in the middle of National Headache Week!”
Please, no more unemployment jokes.
They just don't work.
What do you call a tiny mother?
A minimum.
I love KFC.
Breasts, thighs, and when you're done........................
a greasy box to put your bone in.
KFC is a shelter for battered chicken.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Dear NASA:
Your mom thought I was big enough - Pluto
My wife accused me of being too immature........
...........just because I don't allow women in my tree fort.
I nudged my wife in bed last night, and whispered "Did you know it's National Orgasm Day?"
"Oh, what a pity," she yawned, turning away. "Right in the middle of National Headache Week!”
Please, no more unemployment jokes.
They just don't work.
What do you call a tiny mother?
A minimum.
I love KFC.
Breasts, thighs, and when you're done........................
a greasy box to put your bone in.
KFC is a shelter for battered chicken.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Dear NASA:
Your mom thought I was big enough - Pluto
My wife accused me of being too immature........
...........just because I don't allow women in my tree fort.
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