Many shades of gray (or grey) in our world; a good thing.

Goose's Significant Other (SigO): Hi honey! How was your day? Kettle still black?

Goose: Of course it is, dear.

SigO: Did you ever think that maybe it's a copper kettle covered in black soot from the flames?

Goose: No. We've been over this before.

SigO: Do you think your stock ever goes up for a good reason?

Goose: No, and I must tell others to warn them of this fact.

SigO: Does ERabbit flip shares?

Goose: Well, he says no, but I don't believe him.

SigO: Does history repeat itself?

Goose: Well, it seems to.

SigO: Ah! Some grayness. That's progress, honey! Dr. SigF will be happy. Now, let's eat.

**Typed tongue-in-cheek. The non-upset author, a never-flipping long (AN-FLONG), has been placed on Goosebumps's watch list in a previous post.**