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Posted On: 07/18/2022 5:33:00 PM
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assorted laws
1.Law of Mechanical Repair-
your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee
2.Law of Probability -
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
3.Law of Random Numbers -
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
4.Law of Close Encounters -
The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
5.Law of Physical Surfaces -
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet
6.Law of Logical Argument -
Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.
7.Law of Public Speaking --
A closed mouth gathers no feet!
(a traditional Mexican proverb is similar "Flies don't enter a closed mouth"
1.Law of Mechanical Repair-
your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee
2.Law of Probability -
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
3.Law of Random Numbers -
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
4.Law of Close Encounters -
The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
5.Law of Physical Surfaces -
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet
6.Law of Logical Argument -
Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.
7.Law of Public Speaking --
A closed mouth gathers no feet!
(a traditional Mexican proverb is similar "Flies don't enter a closed mouth"
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