Bill's friend Harry got into his old work clothes one Saturday morning and set about all the chores his wife had been urging him to do all week... He cleaned the garage, pruned the hedges, and was halfway through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled up in the driveway and called out her window, "Say, what do you get for yard work?" Harry thought for a moment, then answered, "The lady who lives here lets me sleep with her."