What do you do?

I play maracas

I mean, what else do you do?

That's it, I play maracas

I'm really very good at maracas

Top 1,000 in the world with maracas


What did you do at your last jobbie?

I played maracas

I marketed maracas out my yin yang

How did that work out for you?

Pretty good for over a decade until they realized...

I just play maracas and no one ever wanted to buy maracas

Why did they let you go?

They didn't need someone to play maracas?

Now what will you do?

Look for companies that need a VP or CEO maracas i guess?