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Posted On: 06/26/2022 3:57:08 PM
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The other night my wife and I were getting
frisky, she bit her lip and whispered in my ear, “I’ve been naughty and need to be punished!”
So I installed Windows 8 on her laptop.
Intelligence Test
1) Say "Eye"
2) Spell "MAP"
30 Say "Ness
I didn't mean to push ALL your buttons..........
.................I was just looking for mute.
Today I'm doing nothing, because I started it
yesterday and I wasn't finished......................and I'm no quitter.
I'm not crazy.......................
................my reality is just different than yours.
A man is standing at a grave, staring at the head stone. A second man walks up and asks, "Is this someone you knew?" The first guy says, "Yes, it was my wife." The second guy says, "It must be hard to lose a wife." The first guys replies, "Yep, damn near impossible."
A day without beer is like.....................
.........................hell, I have no idea.
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, “Wanna hear a joke?”
The second dog says, “Sure!”
The first dog says, “Knock knock.”
The second says, WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!
Before going in for surgery I thought it would be funny if I posted a note on myself telling the surgeon to be careful. After the surgery I found another note on myself .”Anyone know where my cell phone is????????”
frisky, she bit her lip and whispered in my ear, “I’ve been naughty and need to be punished!”
So I installed Windows 8 on her laptop.
Intelligence Test
1) Say "Eye"
2) Spell "MAP"
30 Say "Ness
I didn't mean to push ALL your buttons..........
.................I was just looking for mute.
Today I'm doing nothing, because I started it
yesterday and I wasn't finished......................and I'm no quitter.
I'm not crazy.......................
................my reality is just different than yours.
A man is standing at a grave, staring at the head stone. A second man walks up and asks, "Is this someone you knew?" The first guy says, "Yes, it was my wife." The second guy says, "It must be hard to lose a wife." The first guys replies, "Yep, damn near impossible."
A day without beer is like.....................
.........................hell, I have no idea.
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, “Wanna hear a joke?”
The second dog says, “Sure!”
The first dog says, “Knock knock.”
The second says, WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!
Before going in for surgery I thought it would be funny if I posted a note on myself telling the surgeon to be careful. After the surgery I found another note on myself .”Anyone know where my cell phone is????????”
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