Why buy MONI for 0.0111 when you can buy it lower 'shortly'?

Not sure why anyone in the right mind would want to buy unless to cover a short position. You have the perfect store...

A company has no employees
A company that has no leaders
A company that rarely ever issues a PR. Maybe can't afford it?
A company rarely ever communicates with shareholders
A company that doesn't communicate the business model
A company that has a spelling challenge and does little QA
A company that has a revolving door of failed ideas
A company that has a revolving door of failed products
A company that is trying to launch a product in an already crowded market dominated by billion dollar companies
A company that doesn't communicate the revenue model
A company with a long history of zero revenues
A company where they can't even hire a real CEO and have to contract for one
A company where even the contractors run away
A company with a poor track record of marketing anything

But other than that, wonderful investment in the upside-down pineapple market in another universe