I subscribed to the new Market youtube channel a few days ago

Subscriber #1

The one view is me!

Verb hasn't shared it yet

Remember, just because you don't see something, doesn't mean nothing is happening

Unless of course, you have your head up your ass, complaining how dark the world is and how your butt hurt all the time.

Let the marketing of Market begin...

and so it is written

Well, actually recorded on digital video, but you get the drift