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Posted On: 06/08/2022 6:56:50 PM
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Re: Borel Fields #124381
See?
Leronlimab connects to everything. We could play it as seven degrees of separation, though for a challenge it should be five or six because it'll be easy.
Here's an example: Fish
Fish > Microwave > Nader > Leronlimab
Or Wordle
Wordle > NY Times > News > Wall St Journal > Hit Piece > Leronlimab
Speaking of Wordle, I think Seven Degrees of Leronlimab has a real shot to supplant it as the current viral game of choice.
But now that I'm thinking about prostates and hit pieces, it reminds me of the time I sold Flomax.
Flomax is probably the best named drug to ever hit the market, considering what it's used for. Which is helping to relieve the symptoms of an enlarged prostate, which include frequent urination as well as difficulty urinating. A weak stream, dribbling, or hesitancy as well. All the exciting stuff.
One night we had a dinner event with the head of trauma urology from a major local hospital system speaking. Someone asked him about the surgical options for treating this issue (BPH) and at the time there was the older treatment called TUNA, which stood for TransUrethral Needle Ablation. Stick a hot needle up there and burn away the extra tissue, basically. Then there was the newer procedure, a TURP, or TransUrethral Resectioning of the Prostate. This used lasers to pew-pew (medical term) the tissue away. It was newer and more expensive, but it had way less side effects. Those side effects are important because as you can guess when shoving needles and lasers in the crotchal region (medical term), there's a risk you could render the ol' guy useless or cause a variety of other issues.
So the expert was asked what he recommends and what he performs on his patients. He said it was an interesting story because they'd just sat down at the hospital for over three days to discuss which treatment to lead with. The reason it took so long to figure out that the newer treatment, which was better and safer, should be the one to perform was because a TUNA paid them four times what a TURP paid them in reimbursement. Clearly there were many people pushing for profit over safety for this discussion to have lasted more than six minutes, let alone three days.
Which brings me to my point.
Our entire medical system is flawed. It's going to be an uphill and frustrating battle forever. Not that we won't win, but our system is a for-profit system that's run by very large organizations with friends and monetary connections to big pharma. It's a fucking gauntlet that never ends.
Hopefully once Leronlimab finally establishes its bonafides beyond rebuke we'll see rapid acceptance, and Leron will slice through the current standards of care like a hot needle through a girthy prostate. But it may take time. And sorry for all the heavy scientific and medical jargon, by the way. It's just how us medical professionals speak. What's that? A decade as a pharma rep and many years in the medical device field doesn't make me a doctor? How dare you! I drive a 1997 Buick LeSabre! The DO of sedans.
Oh, and hey! If I'm not a doctor, why am I allowed to perform pap shmears? What's that? It's spelled wrong? Uhhh, I think you don't understand the medical field. If I call it a "smear" I have to have some dumb license, or whatever. But a "shmear" clears me of any liability. And the fact that I use cream cheese for the shmear and perform these in the back of my bagel shop is purely coincedental.
Ummm, what's that now ya turd?
Uhhh <condescending voice> the cream cheese is white so you're able to see the paps more clearly against that white background and that's why I use it. You guys are idiots. </condescending voice>
Anyway, please come to my bagel shop for your next pap shmear and get six free everything bagels with the purchase of your exam.
Ooooh, I just thought of something. Maybe I source some Pappy Van Winkle and offer a Pappy Shmear to the husbands.
Ok, I'm getting rich too fast here. I have to go. Enjoy this nice two day run of CYDY and don't forget to always add a little extra time to any catalyst, one or two unforseen obstacles to any new trial or approval, and organic cream cheese to any pap shmear you perform. It's thicker and that's important. #gross
Leronlimab connects to everything. We could play it as seven degrees of separation, though for a challenge it should be five or six because it'll be easy.
Here's an example: Fish
Fish > Microwave > Nader > Leronlimab
Or Wordle
Wordle > NY Times > News > Wall St Journal > Hit Piece > Leronlimab
Speaking of Wordle, I think Seven Degrees of Leronlimab has a real shot to supplant it as the current viral game of choice.
But now that I'm thinking about prostates and hit pieces, it reminds me of the time I sold Flomax.
Flomax is probably the best named drug to ever hit the market, considering what it's used for. Which is helping to relieve the symptoms of an enlarged prostate, which include frequent urination as well as difficulty urinating. A weak stream, dribbling, or hesitancy as well. All the exciting stuff.
One night we had a dinner event with the head of trauma urology from a major local hospital system speaking. Someone asked him about the surgical options for treating this issue (BPH) and at the time there was the older treatment called TUNA, which stood for TransUrethral Needle Ablation. Stick a hot needle up there and burn away the extra tissue, basically. Then there was the newer procedure, a TURP, or TransUrethral Resectioning of the Prostate. This used lasers to pew-pew (medical term) the tissue away. It was newer and more expensive, but it had way less side effects. Those side effects are important because as you can guess when shoving needles and lasers in the crotchal region (medical term), there's a risk you could render the ol' guy useless or cause a variety of other issues.
So the expert was asked what he recommends and what he performs on his patients. He said it was an interesting story because they'd just sat down at the hospital for over three days to discuss which treatment to lead with. The reason it took so long to figure out that the newer treatment, which was better and safer, should be the one to perform was because a TUNA paid them four times what a TURP paid them in reimbursement. Clearly there were many people pushing for profit over safety for this discussion to have lasted more than six minutes, let alone three days.
Which brings me to my point.
Our entire medical system is flawed. It's going to be an uphill and frustrating battle forever. Not that we won't win, but our system is a for-profit system that's run by very large organizations with friends and monetary connections to big pharma. It's a fucking gauntlet that never ends.
Hopefully once Leronlimab finally establishes its bonafides beyond rebuke we'll see rapid acceptance, and Leron will slice through the current standards of care like a hot needle through a girthy prostate. But it may take time. And sorry for all the heavy scientific and medical jargon, by the way. It's just how us medical professionals speak. What's that? A decade as a pharma rep and many years in the medical device field doesn't make me a doctor? How dare you! I drive a 1997 Buick LeSabre! The DO of sedans.
Oh, and hey! If I'm not a doctor, why am I allowed to perform pap shmears? What's that? It's spelled wrong? Uhhh, I think you don't understand the medical field. If I call it a "smear" I have to have some dumb license, or whatever. But a "shmear" clears me of any liability. And the fact that I use cream cheese for the shmear and perform these in the back of my bagel shop is purely coincedental.
Ummm, what's that now ya turd?
Uhhh <condescending voice> the cream cheese is white so you're able to see the paps more clearly against that white background and that's why I use it. You guys are idiots. </condescending voice>
Anyway, please come to my bagel shop for your next pap shmear and get six free everything bagels with the purchase of your exam.
Ooooh, I just thought of something. Maybe I source some Pappy Van Winkle and offer a Pappy Shmear to the husbands.
Ok, I'm getting rich too fast here. I have to go. Enjoy this nice two day run of CYDY and don't forget to always add a little extra time to any catalyst, one or two unforseen obstacles to any new trial or approval, and organic cream cheese to any pap shmear you perform. It's thicker and that's important. #gross
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