you have failed, lieutenant

“B-but my lord! He killed so many!”

ja, but you ver supposed to make eet believable, schwein!

“We’re doing our best to cover it up! We will fix this!”

zhere is nothing to feer. 12 meenutes in ze parking lot? Unlocked doors? Taking your own children out during ze shooting? 90 meenutes to kill? Tazing ze parents?

“My lord, I am sorry…”

eet is too late for sorry, zhere will be a reckoning for you all for zhis failure

“NO NO NO PLEASE MY LORD!”