A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite
side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious
state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given
to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north
along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed
insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along
the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife
scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack
Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an
American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a
mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so
does Nancy Pelosi!. And, there we were, in the middle of the road,
shaking hands, when a truck hit us."