One good turn............gets all the blankets.

First multitasker.........Robinson Crusoe.
He could get everything done by Friday.

Operator ! Trace this call...................
.................and tell me where I am.

Opportunist: Someone who, finding himself in hot
water, decides to take a bath.

Outpatient: a person who has fainted.

How do you get a Liberal Arts major off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza