Texas Sex 

The Rodeo Position 

Two Texans were out on the range talking 
about their favorite sex positions. 
One said, "think I enjoy the rodeo 
position the best." 

"I don't think I have ever heard of that 
one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?" 

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and 
you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and 
cup each one of her breasts in your hands and 
whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' 

Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."