Me: If I die first, I'd like you to sell all my stuff immediately.
Linda: Now, why would you want me to do something like that?
Me: I figure you'd eventually remarry, and I don't want some other jerk using my stuff.
Linda: What makes you think I'd marry another jerk?

For a real sponge cake........................
............you need to borrow all of the ingredients.

The "I before E except after C" rule has been
disproven by science.

If you ever see me talking to myself............
........just move along. I'm self-employed and it means we're having a staff meeting.