One morning, the nurse in the retirement home was helping a gentleman who was particularly hard to awaken and start moving, get ready for breakfast. As she coaxed and pulled at him to sit up, he fixed his twinkling blue eyes on her and said, "My, you're pretty! Have I asked you to marry me yet?"
"No you haven't," she replied.
"Good," he said, "because I couldn't put up with this shit every morning!"