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Posted On: 03/16/2022 5:01:28 PM
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LOL! Only a matter of time before the Gazpacho establishes a Clock Enforcement Division.
Knock, knock, vat time iss it in there? Vee must inspect your clocks. NOW, pleeze!
Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls Daylight-Saving Time a Conspiracy to Control Clocks
By Andy Borowitz
March 16, 2022
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—One day after the U.S. Senate passed a bill that would make daylight-saving time permanent, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene alleged that D.S.T. is a “conspiracy to control clocks.”
“My message to the American people is very simple: be afraid, be very afraid,” Greene said. “He who controls clocks controls time itself.”
Claiming that the movement to make D.S.T. permanent has been spearheaded by a “cabal of international élites,” Greene said, “When we lose an hour, who gets that hour? The Rothschilds, that’s who.”
Greene said that she would not “stand idly by while a foreign banking family hoards our precious hours in their offshore time vaults.”
Instead, the Georgia Republican proposed her own legislation, which would make time stand still for the foreseeable future.
“First, they came for our clocks,” she warned.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-repo...rol-clocks?
Knock, knock, vat time iss it in there? Vee must inspect your clocks. NOW, pleeze!
Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls Daylight-Saving Time a Conspiracy to Control Clocks
By Andy Borowitz
March 16, 2022
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—One day after the U.S. Senate passed a bill that would make daylight-saving time permanent, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene alleged that D.S.T. is a “conspiracy to control clocks.”
“My message to the American people is very simple: be afraid, be very afraid,” Greene said. “He who controls clocks controls time itself.”
Claiming that the movement to make D.S.T. permanent has been spearheaded by a “cabal of international élites,” Greene said, “When we lose an hour, who gets that hour? The Rothschilds, that’s who.”
Greene said that she would not “stand idly by while a foreign banking family hoards our precious hours in their offshore time vaults.”
Instead, the Georgia Republican proposed her own legislation, which would make time stand still for the foreseeable future.
“First, they came for our clocks,” she warned.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-repo...rol-clocks?
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