Back when I worked at Boehringer Ingleheim they announced they'd be doing something special for us because the company had hit either one or two billion in sales of Spiriva. I think it was two billion.

I like free stuff, so I was eager to find out what it would be.

Eventually we received the gift in the mail, which was a catalog full of mediocre shit that we could choose something from. For a while this kind of reward strategy was common in corporate America. I'm sure they paid something like $10 per head to offer this exclusive catalog of dumb shit. I ended up choosing a $50 gift certificate to Pottery Barn, or something equally useless, and it expired before I could use it.

For helping the company hit a billion dollars.

I have a lot of wrongs to right so I need this stock to get to three digits as soon as possible, or else I won't be able to afford the lawyers I need to get me out of jail for the very first one.

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