It just feels like there has to be an announcement at any moment...After this much time, with deafening silence, it is either a monster "We'd like you to meet our new partner, along with their very large bank account..." or..."As much as we've been trying over the past few weeks, we regret...."
I think the latter is very unlikely given the time and complete silence, so I'm cleaning off more "o's" to use.

To The Moooon Alice.