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However, maybe it’s a major financing partner and they aren’t interested in climbing on the back of our motorcycle without some changes occurring first. Break up some of the ol’ boys club and get serious. Then, and only then, will they wrap their strong arms around us and mount our hog.

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Careful, buddy, my hog has warts.

Get it? Hog...warts? Hogwarts? Huh huh?

That's a Harry Potter-themed dick joke, you dense, humorless , fish-microwaving, second-hand Amway-products-selling, intertwangled hillbillies!

You have my number. Call me when you want a real CEO.

Peace out.