Black guy:

I was born black
Now that I'm grown, I'm still black.
When I'm ill...........I'm black
When I go out in the sun..............I'm black
When I'm cold..................I'm black
When I die.............I'm black

But YOU -
When you're born, you're pink
When you grow up...............you're white
When you're ill..........you're green
When you go out in the sun...............you turn red or brown
When you're cold.............you turn blue
When you die........you turn purple

And you have the nerve to call ME colored !!!