A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen
count in his hand were arguing about whether or
not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not
the dealer's fault. And, when I get good cards,
the dealer obviously has nothing to do with it.
So, why should I tip him?"
The dealer replied, "When you eat out, do you tip the
waiter?"
"Yes, sure I do," responded the player.
"Well then, he serves you food, and I'm serving you cards.
So you see, you should tip me."
"Okay, I see your point," agreed the player. "But, the
waiter gives me what I ask for ... I'll take an eight."