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Posted On: 12/01/2021 10:32:12 PM
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I'm pitching a new interactive show...
Working on the script now
redspeed's Life of Rory - Scene 1
The Shareholder Meeting
Rory: Right. Now, uh, item four: attainment of world domination within the next five years. Uh, Jeff, you've been doing some work on this.
Jeff: Yeah. Thank you, Rory. Well, quite frankly, team, I think five years is optimistic, unless we can smash the shert empire within the next twelve months.
Rory: Twelve months?
Jeff: Yeah, twelve months. And, let's face it. As empires go, this is the big one, so we've got to get up off our arses and stop just talking about it!
Investors: Hear! Hear!
Denise: I agree. It's action that counts, not words, and we need action now! Glad we are calling out the sherts in our shareholder meeting
Investors: Hear! Hear!
Rory: You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one shert soldier!
Jeff: So, let's just stop gabbing on about it. It's completely pointless and it's getting us nowhere!
Investors: Right!
Denise: I agree. This is a complete waste of time.
Judith: I've been Appointed!
Rory: What?
Investors: What?
Judith: I got a newage bod position
Rory: Right! This calls for immediate discussion!
Investors: Yeah.
Judith: What?
Investors: Immediate.
Denise: New motion?
Rory: Completely new motion, eh, that, ah-- that there be, ah, immediate action--
Jeff: Ah, once the vote has been taken.
Rory: Well, obviously once the vote's been taken. You can't act another resolution till you've voted on it...
Judith: Rory, for God's sake!
Rory: Yeah. Yeah.
Judith: Please!
Rory: Right. Right.
Jeff: Fine.
Rory: In the-- in the light of fresh information from, ahh, bod Judith--
Denise: Ah, not so fast, Rory.
Judith: Rory, for God's sake, it's perfectly simple. I been appointed to another bod! It's happening, Rory! Something's actually happening, Rory! Can't you understand?! Ohhh!
slam
Rory: Hm. Hm.
Jeff: Oh, dear.
Rory: Hello. Look, another little ego trip
Denise: What?
Jeff: [whistling]
Rory: Oh, sorry, Denise. Ahh, oh, read that back, would you?
NewAge, Inc. Appoints Judith Hammerschmidt to Board of Directors - Dec. 1, 2021
https://stockhouse.com/news/press-releases/20...-directors
Investors remember this one just 3 short months ago...
Verb Technology Partners with Direct-to-Consumer (D2C) Company NewAge, Inc. in Launching App for Independent Distributors to Increase Customer Engagement and Drive Sales Conversion Rates - August 06, 2021
https://www.globenewswire.com/en/news-release...n-Rat.html
And what about this...
"NewAge Share App will serve up to 600,000 independent distributors in 75 countries"
Oh and...
"Ms. Hammerschmidt currently serves on the Board of Nasdaq-listed Verb Technology Company, Inc."
This guarantees the partnership is cemented and growing
How much exactly is 600,000 x ...?
[Chorus]
Always look on the bright side of life
(Whistle) (Come on!)
Always look on the right side of life
(Whistle)
Working on the script now
redspeed's Life of Rory - Scene 1
The Shareholder Meeting
Rory: Right. Now, uh, item four: attainment of world domination within the next five years. Uh, Jeff, you've been doing some work on this.
Jeff: Yeah. Thank you, Rory. Well, quite frankly, team, I think five years is optimistic, unless we can smash the shert empire within the next twelve months.
Rory: Twelve months?
Jeff: Yeah, twelve months. And, let's face it. As empires go, this is the big one, so we've got to get up off our arses and stop just talking about it!
Investors: Hear! Hear!
Denise: I agree. It's action that counts, not words, and we need action now! Glad we are calling out the sherts in our shareholder meeting
Investors: Hear! Hear!
Rory: You're right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one shert soldier!
Jeff: So, let's just stop gabbing on about it. It's completely pointless and it's getting us nowhere!
Investors: Right!
Denise: I agree. This is a complete waste of time.
Judith: I've been Appointed!
Rory: What?
Investors: What?
Judith: I got a newage bod position
Rory: Right! This calls for immediate discussion!
Investors: Yeah.
Judith: What?
Investors: Immediate.
Denise: New motion?
Rory: Completely new motion, eh, that, ah-- that there be, ah, immediate action--
Jeff: Ah, once the vote has been taken.
Rory: Well, obviously once the vote's been taken. You can't act another resolution till you've voted on it...
Judith: Rory, for God's sake!
Rory: Yeah. Yeah.
Judith: Please!
Rory: Right. Right.
Jeff: Fine.
Rory: In the-- in the light of fresh information from, ahh, bod Judith--
Denise: Ah, not so fast, Rory.
Judith: Rory, for God's sake, it's perfectly simple. I been appointed to another bod! It's happening, Rory! Something's actually happening, Rory! Can't you understand?! Ohhh!
slam
Rory: Hm. Hm.
Jeff: Oh, dear.
Rory: Hello. Look, another little ego trip
Denise: What?
Jeff: [whistling]
Rory: Oh, sorry, Denise. Ahh, oh, read that back, would you?
NewAge, Inc. Appoints Judith Hammerschmidt to Board of Directors - Dec. 1, 2021
https://stockhouse.com/news/press-releases/20...-directors
Investors remember this one just 3 short months ago...
Verb Technology Partners with Direct-to-Consumer (D2C) Company NewAge, Inc. in Launching App for Independent Distributors to Increase Customer Engagement and Drive Sales Conversion Rates - August 06, 2021
https://www.globenewswire.com/en/news-release...n-Rat.html
And what about this...
"NewAge Share App will serve up to 600,000 independent distributors in 75 countries"
Oh and...
"Ms. Hammerschmidt currently serves on the Board of Nasdaq-listed Verb Technology Company, Inc."
This guarantees the partnership is cemented and growing
How much exactly is 600,000 x ...?
[Chorus]
Always look on the bright side of life
(Whistle) (Come on!)
Always look on the right side of life
(Whistle)
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