There once was a dummy from Texas
Whose tweets were just lazy and reckless.
Why not finish the poem
You neck-bearded gnome?
Oh yeah, you’re a sad sack of shit who is feckless

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— Blake Rodgers (@TheBlakeRodgers) November 17, 2021

A loathsome old fellow named Ted
Loved Donald, a creep who once said,
“Your wife’s face is whack,
Your papa killed Jack,”
And Cruz followed wherever he led.

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— Bill Prady (Taylor’s Version) (@billprady) November 17, 2021

There once was a man named Ted Cruz
From whose pores insincerity did ooze
He got owned by Seth Rogen
And that’s why his slogan
Is “Everyone Wins When I Lose” #TurdCruz

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— Tara Dublin (Taylor’s Version) (@taradublinrocks) November 16, 2021

There once was a man named Ted Cruz
Who crawled around licking Trump’s shoes
He’ll go back on his word
And pick on Big Bird
Because he’s a pathetic traitorous cooze #TurdCruz

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— Tara Dublin (Taylor’s Version) (@taradublinrocks) November 16, 2021

There once was a man from Canada
Who takes joy in the spread of propaganda
He now lives in Texas
Where he’s a traitor and feckless
And pushes a bigoted agenda

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— VoteVets (@votevets) November 16, 2021

You’re disgusting, @tedcruz. Such a sad, pathetic, little man.
— Jon Cooper