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Posted On: 11/16/2021 12:03:24 PM
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Posted By: wowhappens28
Re: dbergh #72648
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'.
So we stopped playing chess.

I got a job at a chess piece factory recently...
...I'm on the knight shift next week.

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.

What do you call a bunch of chess masters bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

I had dinner with a chess master
IT TOOK HIM FOUR HOURS TO PASS THE FRICKING SALT

While my roommate was sleeping, I dumped chess pieces on his head.
You should have seen the rook on his face.

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