Is something going down young whippersnapper?

fictional scenario:

Yes sir. The stock price is going down.

Why is that young whippersnapper?

It's a big mystery sir.

Why are you investing in a big mystery young whippersnapper?

Sir, the company's Tweets sounded so exciting and pictures of land in Mexico and Australia looked promising.

Young whippersnapper did you look at the financials and the risk factors in the filings?

No sir.

Young whippersnapper please use your money, instead of my Wall Street Journals, to light a fire next time.