Certainly Bruce P. is Gollum -- having had his hands on the ring, he must have it for his own Precious. The 13ders are the Nazgul. And the FDA are the evil eye of Sauron. Adam F. can be Saruman.

I like Recknor as Aragorn. Not sure who gets to be Gandalf, Frodo or Bilbo. But maybe our hobbits are Drs. J, Yang, and Seethmaraju.