They have sleepovers.
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Scene 1: iHub basher basement:

“Maaaah can the my sucker squad sleep over? Pls maaaaaa?” “Ok beer, but don’t stay up all night watching midget porn again” “whatever Ma… alright guys what are we gonna do? Army and Wrench are being really mean!” “Hold on, get the D&D game out, grab our decoder rings and our aluminum foil cone hats and let’s think this through…”