WORLD—The arms race is heating up between the U.S. and China. Just last week, China revealed its brand-new hypersonic "space nuke", which is capable of easily nuking any country on the planetwithout warning. The United States responded swiftly to the provocation by unveiling the world's first trans admiral, Admiral Rachel Levine, U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, and U.S. Asst Secretary for Health.

"China, you've been warned," said President Biden to a Chinese food delivery person he mistook for President Xi. "Our transgender admiral is fully armed and operational. If you cross us, we willunleash the full fire and fury of this deadly weapon upon you, make no mistake."

Military experts say that while a space nuke is somewhat impressive, it pales in comparison to the awesome power of diversity. "With Rachel Levine serving as admiral, nations around the worldwill bow before the terrifying might of our transgender empowerment," said General Milley, CJCS. "We must pursue peace through strength. Strength of inclusivity."

Biden insisted that there is no weapon yet conceived that can top Admiral Levine and that he will gladly accept China's preemptive surrender.

Admiral Levine was not available for comment as she was getting her prostate examined.