A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store. The next day, the guy comes in again, buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back. Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later. "So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist. "Sure did," replies the assistant.

"Where did he go?" asks the curious pharmacist. "Your house."
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A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket and says, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket, can you talk to me ?" "Why ?" Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife
appears out of nowhere !
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Two girls meet: "My husband and I are no longer together. " "Why?"
"Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks,
has no job and always cusses ?" "No of course I couldn't " " Well he couldn't either ! "
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Damn Redneck forgot to zip his trousers...
So a lady told him politely... "Sir your garage is open". Redneck gave her a naughty smile and
zipped his trousers up and asked... "Did you see my Range Rover parked inside " ?
The lady smiled back and said... "No, just one Mini Cooper and two flat tires "!
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Humility is not thinking less of yourself,
it’s thinking of yourself less.