He is just trying to make it confusing.  He must pretend he works on a rig that has a high powered Vacuum that just sucks that pipe out of the hole.  Also they probably ship the pipe nippled up on a 15,000' bed of a truck.  Super human is the wrong word.  Probably special human is the word your looking for.  Roughnecking isn't as hard as posting about a company for .50 a post.