Baseball & Sex

Relief Pitcher - Vibrator

Pine Tar - KY Jelly

Rookie - Virgin

Seventh Inning Stretch - Unusual Positions

Balk - Premature Ejaculation

Minor Leagues - Under 18

Foul Tip - VD

Hall of Fame - Marriage

Error - Condom breaks during sex

On Deck - Having plans for a date

Strike out - Self explanatory

Bunt - Masturbation

Inside the park home run - Oral sex

Home run - Conventional sex


Part 2

Double Play- Self explanatory

Triple play - Busier than a Double Play

Safe at Home - Your computer password is secure.

Out at Home. - Your password wasn't secure.

Drag Bunt - Dressed as a woman while masturbating.

Squeeze Play - Mutual fondling

Ejected from game - Get out of my bed - NOW!

Appeal Play - But Honey

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