Insults

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.

What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.