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Posted On: 08/21/2021 7:22:41 AM
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Reincarnation is a pre-existing condition!
There's a new cult out there that worships testicles.....................they're sacreligious.
Hardest religion to join: ..............Diffi-cult.
How are women like cults?
You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the fold.
Kinkiest cult: Illuminaughty.
If a judge slips on someone's discarded banana skin,
was he over turned on a peel?
Order in the court...................
Cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate shake.
Everything I posts is a no brainer.
Apple does it again!
Apple announced a new breast implant that can store & play music.
The iTit will cost between $499 to $699 depending on cup & speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
There's a new cult out there that worships testicles.....................they're sacreligious.
Hardest religion to join: ..............Diffi-cult.
How are women like cults?
You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the fold.
Kinkiest cult: Illuminaughty.
If a judge slips on someone's discarded banana skin,
was he over turned on a peel?
Order in the court...................
Cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate shake.
Everything I posts is a no brainer.
Apple does it again!
Apple announced a new breast implant that can store & play music.
The iTit will cost between $499 to $699 depending on cup & speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
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