They conducted an autopsy on the inmate who hung himself in his cell.
Turns out he had Epstein- behind Barrs syndrome.

We were about to observe our first autopsy in medical school,
when my friend asked, "What do you think it'll be like?"
"Remains to be seen," I replied.

A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today.
He overdosed on quack.

The Right: The truth shall set you free.
The left: The truth shall lock you up.

Breaking: The southern food chain Winn Dixie
is folding to online media pressure and they are changing their name to 'Dixie Didn't Winn'

Shout out to the guy who played the triangle
with our band for all those years. Thanks for every ting.

An armed man runs into a real estate agency and shouts,
"Alright, nobody move !"

A big shout out to all the old people out there.
( otherwise they won't hear you )

When a woman shaves it's called a Brazillian.
So when I shave they should be called Brazil nuts.

Imagination is the highest form of research.
-Albert Einstein