"Regardless of whether you send a check or not, I will still love you"...not really.

This is a beauty; "please keep in mind considering the possibility of returning this investment back to you 10 fold... IF were ( we're ?) successful. (That makes 51 mistakes in presentation)...can't they get anything right?...first time around...try spellcheck for God's sake man. "This is not an unreasonable request."...