No man, does it all by himself
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to U.N.V.C.
I'm sure they can help you today

It's fun to invest in U.N.V.C.
It's fun to invest in U.N.V.C.
They have everything for us to enjoy.
You can hang out on the board.

It's fun to invest in U.N.V.C.
It's fun to invest in U.N.V.C.
You can lie on beer hub.
Or You can surf charts in a tub.

You can do whatever you feel.
Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
I said, I was down and out with the blues
I felt, no man cared if I were alive

I felt the whole world was so jive
That's when someone came up to me
And said young man take a walk up the street
There's a stock there called U.N.V.C.
They can start you back on your way.

Thought I'd lighten things up a bit! next week we will all be laughing! Booooom!!