For a skanky OTC lawyer, that Vern sure sounds like a damaged man with Mommy issues. I wonder if Veronica Fox or DJ Ponder is really that DEA snitching Brickle Buffoon and speed demon lawyer Jesse Dean Kluger. His celebrity divorce lawyer Dad and retired Judge mother must be proud. I was gossiping with some peeps from Miami and that was the speculation (LOL).

That Lobstermann clown sure knows how to pick his friends and screw it up. Karma Crow shit loaded diaper on his life and deservedly so in my view.

Heard another rumor from this King Kong Longs, the lobster welfare check is about to get another child tax credit. Oh yeah, he and his professional immigration bride would have to survive a tax audit from the IRS to get more free money from Uncle Sam.

Thanks Paranotek and Astra for the chance to be a witness to this whole thing.