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Born with 8% more brain matter than normal

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True story, in 8th grade the girls for some reason thought there was a correlation between the circumference of a guy's cranium and another anatomical part so they measured all the guys heads. Mine was the largest.

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One of the last remaining humans to enjoy the candy “Goobers”

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and black licorice.

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Likes to eat standing up.

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I read in a medical paper it aids digestion.