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Posted On: 08/09/2021 3:32:47 PM
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Has anyone here ever tried to milk a Magnesia?
What do you call someone from Anchorage who smokes pot?
A baked Alaskan
I saw a sketchy guy buying a bunch of fog machines.
I think he was part of some extreme-mist group.
There was a fire at our local Goodwill store over the weekend.
One person died of second-hand smoke.
My dentist said my teeth were stained.
He asked, "Do you smoke or drink coffee?" I said, "I drink it."
Why did Bilbo Baggins smoke weed before every meal?
I don't know......................force of Hobbitt?
She said she tasted like a rainbow.
I assumed she meant skittles. Turns out, trout.
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar and
it's a 35 minute walk back.
The difference is staggering.
What is easier to give than receive?
Criticism.
What's the difference between the china sickness and a cow?
A: You can't milk a cow forever.
Just found out the company that makes yardsticks
wont be making them any longer.
Somebody suggested that I try spreading horse manure over my strawberries. Never will I try that again, from here on out I'll be going back to whipped cream.
Being a gamer, I call my ex-wife's vagina my....
.................ex-box.
Me: "I don't find vaginas appealing anymore."
Wife: "Why is that?"
Me: "I really don't want to get into it."
Alien - "Take me to your leader"
Ummmmm.... now is not a good time.
What do you call someone from Anchorage who smokes pot?
A baked Alaskan
I saw a sketchy guy buying a bunch of fog machines.
I think he was part of some extreme-mist group.
There was a fire at our local Goodwill store over the weekend.
One person died of second-hand smoke.
My dentist said my teeth were stained.
He asked, "Do you smoke or drink coffee?" I said, "I drink it."
Why did Bilbo Baggins smoke weed before every meal?
I don't know......................force of Hobbitt?
She said she tasted like a rainbow.
I assumed she meant skittles. Turns out, trout.
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar and
it's a 35 minute walk back.
The difference is staggering.
What is easier to give than receive?
Criticism.
What's the difference between the china sickness and a cow?
A: You can't milk a cow forever.
Just found out the company that makes yardsticks
wont be making them any longer.
Somebody suggested that I try spreading horse manure over my strawberries. Never will I try that again, from here on out I'll be going back to whipped cream.
Being a gamer, I call my ex-wife's vagina my....
.................ex-box.
Me: "I don't find vaginas appealing anymore."
Wife: "Why is that?"
Me: "I really don't want to get into it."
Alien - "Take me to your leader"
Ummmmm.... now is not a good time.
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