At first I was mad when my doctor prescribed
medication to lower my sex drive...............................but now I have no hard feelings.

I had a bad reaction to the hemorrhoid medication my doctor prescribed.
He asked, "Where did you apply it?" I said, "On the bus."

Why did the hippie refuse heartburn medication?
Because anti-acid would ruin the trip.

Whoever took my anxiety medication..............
.............................I'm worried about you.

I can't afford my medication................
................I'm a pill pauper.

Asses
(_!_) = Normal Ass

(!) = Tight Ass

(__!__) = Big Ass

(_E=MC2_) Big Smart Ass

(_$_) = Rich Ass

(_B_) = Bitch Ass

(_X_) = Kiss My Ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass