Senior Motel Moment 

Last week, she checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit 
lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone 
books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, 
found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome 
man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. 

He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long 
powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she 
could bounce a silver dollar off his well oiled bum.... 

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call. 

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" (Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!) 

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, 
I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and 
give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone 
and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring 
implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag 
of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in 
chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now 
how does that sound?" 

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an 
outside line!"