Henry, disregard Jlang's attitude & agenda. Weigh the fish once then either throw him back or put him in the skillet. Do not allow him to make it personal.
I do not ignore him because if you sift out the nonsense & drama there is useful info, plus I like him. He has me ignored, so it is all coming my way.
I would not suggest that Bored Lawyer is short anything beyond a public relations department. The pseudonym itself seems a little condescending- " Ihave nothing better to do, so I will make time for you?"
Anyway, I do not think for a minute that you are anything but long.